Well…to be fair, my fighting abliities are not any better…
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Well…to be fair, my fighting abliities are not any better…
(Source: miishkaa)
Replace caption with: “…And @SarahSMoon and I are frantically sending snarky texts back and forth. Must be a day!”
My cousin just sent this to me, saying: “Found a picture of you on the Internet.”
This is true. Apart from the glasses.
This is totally me, too!!!!
Someone is NOT HAPPY that the sun decided not to come out today and has thus far been face-planting in bed all day in protest.
As Chris Bosh yelled at Mario Chalmers, Joakim Noah applauded and enjoyed it.

*snicker*
Husband and I got our hike on for six whole miles today (that is a LOT for us) along the Eagle Creek Trail today, where we saw many pretty things, including Eagle Creek (duh), Mankleto Falls, Punchbowl Falls (where I had to do a delicate balancing act on two rocks in the middle of the water to get a good photo), a mini waterfall below Punchbowl falls where we stopped for a snack, and a butterfly that Husband kindly freed from the mud.
This is what I will be drawing in every copy of The Dream Thieves pre-ordered from Fountain Bookstore (http://www.fountainbookstore.com/autograph-maggie).
Yes, I know it’s a copy of Raven Boys that I tried it out in.
So Very Pretty!
Maggie Stiefvater has THE BEST book autographs. I feel special everytime I open my copy of The Scorpio Races & see the horse drawing she did for me. Sometimes I open the book just to admire it.
is this even real what the fuck
HE IS MADE OF WAX
lets test that theory with fire
Booo. BOOOO.
Cool people don’t wear Abercrombie and Fitch, anyway. Because cool people think for their goddamn selves.
Go shop at H&M.
I NEVER shop there bc they are RACIST also! See this article. Please, people, don’t forget!!!
Someone replace the dictionary definition of “asshole” with a picture of his face, please.
(Source: hatewizard)
Gents, don’t hit on women.
I know, now you’re saying, “BUT THAT’S HOW I GET MY PENIS TOUCHED,” and maybe you think that’s true. I realize there’s a certain mode of dating advice that suggests men must show confidence and be clear and forthright with their attraction. But “confidence” is a whole lot different than “aggression,” and hitting on someone is a whole lot more like the latter than the former. Note that verb: hitting — itself the language of violence, like you’re walking up and just bashing her about the head and neck with your sexual desire, like you’re clubbing a seal.
Bow down to the wisdom of Chuck Wendig, y’all. Or at least listen to him.